Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls and weird little kids who you can’t tell what gender they are- we here at CWR have an announcement.
We’re expanding again.
That’s right- we’re going from three days a week to five days a week, cramming in “Shame Day” posts on Tuesday (in which we do a little blurb about stuff we think is terrible) and “Fame Day” posts on Thursday (in which we do a little blurb about stuff we think is awesome).
Before you get too worked up, let me jump right into things and reveal the topic of our first Shame Day.
That’s right, it’s you.
Don’t get us wrong- it’s great that you visit the CWR, and that your ever-increasing adoration has helped us reach our goal of averaging 150 hits a day. We’re cool with that.
What we’re not cool with is some the more common search terms that get you to our blog. Let me recite some for you:
“Cartoon sex”
“Dakota Fanning Playboy Naked”
“Batman having sex”
“Teen titans sex”
“Evan and Gordon Porn”
That’s right- someone actually searched for “Evan and Gordon Porn.”
That’s ****ed up, people. That’s just downright nasty.
Let’s elevate the conversation, shall we?
Culture War Reporters 
The .gifs are spot on as always. Just sayin’.
Rule 34…