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This just in, Gordon has finally moved out his parents’ place! This means that, due to not having internet in his new digs, he will be absent from the blog for a little while.

If you wake up on Wednesday mornings expecting to dig into a little E&GT [Evan and Gordon Talk] like a new box of cereal, Gordon’s move can be likened to the following gif:

No cereal for you.

This just means that I’m going to be pulling double-duty for the next little while, doing a Shame Day and a 2 Broke Girls review today, as well as finding some way of filling in Wednesday’s post. And then Thursday and Friday after that.

Basically look forward to a lot of me.

Evan out.

This Week Has Been Inconsistent, So Instead Of A Real Post Here’s An Apology

It’s 8 in the morning. I’m trying to rack my brain for a topic that I can write about in a little under an hour, because I have a meeting I have to go to at 10. Then I realize, wait, we’ve already hit our five required posts for the week-

Since our E&GT was a day late this week I also wrote a post about the Indiana Jones movies to fill in a little,  so that  means we’re where we already should be on a Friday morning.

I’d like to apologize again as the founder of this blog for things being so shaky this week. Gordon had more or less a good excuse for posting late on Monday, but I didn’t really for not being online to write E&GT with him on Tuesday night.

Suffice to say, I’m sorry. Maybe I’ll put a post up later tonight, but the more likely [and probably wiser] option is that I’ll try to write ahead for next week and do some of the posts that take a little more research. Thanks, as usual, for tuning in. Maybe skim the archives for anything you find interesting?

EDIT: Actually, now that I’ve started reviewing 2 Broke Girls every week we put up six posts, but I still feel bad.

I Have Disappointed You All [A Post by Gordon, Title by Evan]

There will be a slight delay on Monday’s post due to factors outside of my control. Be assured that I will be chastised mercilessly for this, and take comfort in knowing that you will be nevertheless receiving a post, as well as that my spirit will be broken as a result.

You people are cruel, you know that?

Shame Day: Yours Truly

First thing’s first: I’m currently paying $0.19 a minute for internet right now, so I don’t have a lot of time. Secondly, I’m writing this from the floor of the Suvarnabhumi Airport in Bangkok, Thailand. I’m waiting for my flight to Chiang Mai, in the north, where I will be spending Christmas with my family.

Due to these developments there will probably not be an “Evan and Gordon Talk” for tomorrow, or at least not one that will be on time. I will also be posting an official update as to when Culture War Reporters as a whole will be taking a break, because I think we both deserve one.

Thanks for now for all of the readership we’ve been getting, especially the traffic that’s gotten my post on Aveline de Grandpré to number three on Google. That’s pretty amazing, and I’m glad I was able to write something that can reach so many.

That’s it for now, guys and girls. Time [and money] is a’ wasting.

No Friday Post [Except For This One, Of Course]

Due to unforeseen circumstances [visiting Hamilton to visit a friend to celebrate our birthdays] there will be no post today. Sorry if you’re one of the few people who check this blog often for some quality reading material.

Apologies.

Shame Day: Here’s Looking At You, Kid

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls and weird little kids who you can’t tell what gender they are- we here at CWR have an announcement.

We’re expanding again.

That’s right- we’re going from three days a week to five days a week, cramming in “Shame Day” posts on Tuesday (in which we do a little blurb about stuff we think is terrible) and “Fame Day” posts on Thursday (in which we do a little blurb about stuff we think is awesome).

Before you get too worked up, let me jump right into things and reveal the topic of our first Shame Day.

That’s right, it’s you.

Don’t get us wrong- it’s great that you visit the CWR, and that your ever-increasing adoration has helped us reach our goal of averaging 150 hits a day. We’re cool with that.

What we’re not cool with is some the more common search terms that get you to our blog. Let me recite some for you:

“Cartoon sex”

“Dakota Fanning Playboy Naked”

“Batman having sex”

“Teen titans sex”

“Evan and Gordon Porn”

That’s right- someone actually searched for “Evan and Gordon Porn.”

That’s ****ed up, people. That’s just downright nasty.

Let’s elevate the conversation, shall we?