Daphne Blake, played by Sarah Jeffery in the 75-minute film produced by Ashley Tisdale’s Blondie Girl Productions, starts her first day at Ridge Valley High by asking her smart home to turn up her pump-up playlist. She walks over to her ClotheMe Closet™ and tells it that she’s looking for “the perfect first-day of school outfit”, dresses in the robotic wardrobe’s selection, and descends the stairs while musing aloud that she hopes that it’s French toast she smells.
Sitting down to her accurately guessed breakfast, she makes small talk with her family before noticing a book on the table. After she asks what it is, her father tells her that “those are the moons of Saturn.” After flipping through it she addresses her parents’ concerns about the big day ahead by telling them that “School’s going to be awesome. Things always have a way of working out.” Continue reading
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Tagged advantage, college-admissions scandal, Daphne, Daphne & Velma, Education, film, fortune, Isabelle Henriquez, luck, money, Olivia Jade, parenting, parents, privilege, Sarah Jeffery, scandal, Scooby-Doo, wealth
I am invested in Max and Caroline’s relationship.
While it’s no secret that reviewing 2 Broke Girls is far from my favourite task for the week, I do care about how the show deals with the pair at its core. Strongly in its favour is the fact that the conflict that tends to arise between people of vastly different socioeconomic backgrounds is literally the premise of my favourite Arthur episode. For as much as this CBS sitcom is built on the friendship Max and Caroline share, what actually keeps both it and the narrative moving forward is the two butting heads. That said, what difference arises between the two titular leads this week?
Caroline doesn’t like having fun.
Which, to be fair, is sort of true. A much more accurate statement might be: Caroline doesn’t like having fun compared to Max. Though even then the definition of fun would need to be reduced to general debauchery [drinking, drugs, premarital sex, the sorts of activities your parents didn’t want you doing in your teens]. Having just typed out that stipulation it still doesn’t feel entirely accurate, since just last season we had the former heiress knocking back multiple tiny bottles of hotel liquor. Just trying to lay out the conflict in this episode is proving really difficult and I’m not even 300 words into this review. Continue reading
Posted in Comedy, family, relationships, review, television, writing
Tagged 2 Broke Girls, And the College Experience, baby, Barbara, Beth Behrs, buzzkill, Caroline, CBS, College, Dessert Bar, fun, Jonathan Kite, Kat Dennings, Max, Oleg, parenting, review, S6E5, Sophie
I’m not a dad. I probably won’t be a dad for a good number of years, seeing as the last “serious” relationship I was in was the latter end of high school. Even still, I find myself thinking about how I’m going to raise people who are 50% me, and one particular area is in imparting my personal beliefs.
Yes, I’m a Christian, and yes, I do believe that Christ is the son of God sent to die for our sins and that scripture is inerrant and so on and so forth, but regardless of how true all of that is for me I still struggle with how I ought to impart, at bare minimum, the knowledge of those beliefs to the kids I don’t have yet. Continue reading
Posted in Christianity, family, morality, religion
Tagged Arrested Development, Christianity, Christmas, church, cross, Culture, faith, Krampus, Losing My Religion, Malcolm in the Middle, Moses, myth, Noah, parenting, raising, religion, Santa Claus
GORDON: Readers, have a seat. I’ve got something to tell you and I’m not sure how to say it…
You were brought in by links on Reddit and Facebook.
EVAN: I mean, maybe. I actually know for a fact that we have a fair number of regular readers who actually tune in almost daily.
GORDON: And yes, we do love them more than you.
EVAN: Also, I’m not sure that being redirected really works within the context of the word’s definition. Continue reading
Posted in Evan and Gordon Talk, family, morality, race
Tagged adopted, adopting, adoption, birth parent, birthplace, Cherokee, ethnicity, Evan and Gordon Talk, father, mother, parent, parenting, race, Supreme Court, two-parent household, Veronica
GORDON: Ladies and gentlemen, things are happening in England.
No, no that.
I’m talking about the recent decision by the Cameron government to make pornography blocked by default on British internet service.
EVAN: To segue into us talking about this in earnest, I thought it’d be good to go into our personal experience with this.
No, not that. Continue reading
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Tagged Block, BNP, Britain, Cameron, censorship, children, commercial, current-events, Daily Sun, David Cameron, EDL, government, Internert, law, parenting, parents, politics, porn, pornography, society, State, Tabloid, UK, under-age, Web, Youth